Sunday Lamentations
In time past, there was art in the Sunday paper. No, I’m serious. There really was. It was art of a unique sort: unpretentious, ironic, and witty. It, naturally, appealed largely to children. The...
View ArticleThe Most Horrible Question
I got asked the Most Horrible Question today. No, not the one from “Me-Stories of My Life”, by Katherine Hepburn: “How are you?” “Fine, if you don’t ask for details.” A friend threw out this question...
View ArticleEricisms: Seven-Year-Old Ladies’ Man
This boy, I swear… I was telling a funny story about his big sister: “Wait. Allyson put a grilled cheese sandwich in the VCR?” Kenton asked, stunned. “I thought it would fit!” she defended herself....
View ArticleGood for Nothing
“Santa’s watching: you’d better be good.” I hate that sentence. Using the idea that the reason to be good is because you will be rewarded for your behavior destroys the purity of goodness. To motivate...
View ArticleWho’s Driving These Search Engines?
Many poor souls have blindly run into a brick wall and jumped aboard the Hogwarts Express of the Internet in good faith, searching for something they…needed (?) and for reasons no one can fathom, they...
View ArticleEricisms, With Additional Bonus Features
(The following blog is rated PG for eight-year-old potty-humor, tasteless product placement, Easter violence, one mention of illegal drugs, and one bizarre reference to neck beards.) It occurs to me...
View ArticleWriting About Politics
Confession: I came in here to write an Important Political Post (because I read an article in Sunday’s Houston Chronicle about the terrifying explosion in the amount of asset seizures being perpetrated...
View ArticleSchoolish Thoughts: Hey, Jen Hatmaker!
I just finished reading a blog about the worst end of the school year mom ever. (Which is hilarious, by the way; go on-click on that link. Click it!) Jen is a woman with whom I can completely...
View ArticleLife is Funny
Hello dear friends. I suppose I should write. “Do one thing every day that scares you.” – Eleanor Roosevelt No, I haven’t fallen off the planet (although the idea does have a certain appeal, especially...
View ArticleSchoolish Thoughts: Educational Rebels
I read an interesting article. This particular one was about Guillaume Dumas, a rebel if there ever was one. He went to several Ivy League schools over the course of the four-year period between...
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